Hullabaloo Year Plan - 2026

Yeah i know it's never going to happen the 'planned way' so let the map be condemned for it. 🍊

Hey there good fellas..

Doing good?

Not frozen yet?

Ah i see.. good to hear all is well n warm caffeinated on the other side.

But hey what ‘bout mandarins?.. oranges? Do you like oranges? Having oranges right now?

No?

How could they not!?

Well it's a kinoo season and we all love kinoos. My first love was in fact a kinoo.

Yum yum and the sweet tangy scent of kinoo. Yumm.

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So last week's post was another lame landed flat and unimpressive sh__ not everything is shit you genius brains it's sheeeeet, as boring as a whitewash over a whitewash in a white-floored room, lit by a single flickering incandescent bulb.

Tzzt tzzt..

Alright nobody get the joke Sara. Stop cussin’ and try usin’ that flickering-fizzing brain to learn some true skills.

Now that you've a little brain left in your head, so better use it, before you lose it.

You know not only time is slipping out o’ our hands but our brain’s flicker too. Soon we won't be able to memorize even a single name of the hero in the book, that was read whilst sipping the morning tea.

Are you serious wumman? you still can't remember any names today. What'ya gonna do in yor old age ya blob-brained lady?..

I don't know why am i becoming a complete bore day after day anyway.

And that's why i’ve decided to take serious measures. Such as not wasting time on writing uncreative blab and getting beginner writing lessons done__ under the supervisionary of legendary professionals on__ YouTube of course.

Yeah why waste money when you get free gurus on YouTube. Right?

Well actually it has become a necessity coz someone recently replied to my most thoughtful sentiment with “can you elaborate what you're saying i actually happened to not understand what you're truly saying”…. Toooooot***

You know i was just a millimeter away from a total cuss-burst.

And don't you know they say handle the ladies with special care.. not to hurt their fallacy's pride, (a lady is always right even when she's sensibly wrong__ no asking them to explain why). Cry.

All my previous rubbish and boring nicheless blabberings just came rushing back to me.

God how many people must have felt the same ‘don’t understand what you're saying” after reading me.

Better learn how to say it than say without knowing how to say it.

So yes the top most priority among the three raisons d'être of 2026 is to not embarrass myself further more and write only when it can make understandable sense to the humble audience (readers, i mean). Yup there will be no more extra gibberish talk just kam ki bat woh bhi saaf saaf.

Soo 2026 first target is…

No. 1~ ‘Embark on a journey to find WRITING GURUS’

And writing everyday even if it feels like plain sh_eeet :p

Done ✅

Eh well only December will tell how much controlling through writing is done tho.

There's time to work on the memory structure right? So no rushing..

Plus i’m gonna read too much this year. Yup all set_ the tbr list officially uploaded into my forgetful brain. I’m very serious about improving ya know.

As the legends said___

Wait whenever my ‘ooh shinny’ syndrome would try to de-track me i’m gonna shout out in my head.. “hold it right there you… don't you dare distract me from my current lame-lane you unshiny b__” no, not bitch it's black-witch*. Seriously you people.

Just like i’m chanting the mantra right now as i open the Substack app to look for that specific quote i wanna attach here.

So here it goes what the legend said:

What I chose to read had weight now. Before I picked up another book, I gave the decision some real thought. What books are important? What books have meaning? What books do I want to take a chance on in the hopes of something great? And I made decisions. No, I will not be reading something popular that looks dumb to me; No, I will not read something solely because it’s in the canon; No, I will not read terrible recommendations from well-meaning friends and relatives. (Please don’t tell Aunt Helen, but she really has to stop sending me these. The Passionate Fires of My Saucy Stallion’s Burning Desire? Dear Lord.)

Ok wait i got distracted again it wasn't that one…

Lemme try beating up that unshiny b for black-witch* one more time.

When I eventually started reading that next book, the whole experience felt more serious. I felt invested because I knew my limitations. Knowing those limitations is a sadness, no doubt, but it’s also a call to appreciate the things you give your attention………(many many paragraphs later) …But much like how many books I can read in a lifetime, the more I think about those painfully stark numbers, the more they make me value what little remains. “Running out of Time”

(Phew repeating the mantra saved both my time and yours. Isn't it purrrfectly noice tho?)

“So we’re running out of time. Time is gonna kill us all”

In that case gotta use the remaining other half of my 30 year life reading meaningful, important books. And that's…

No. 2~ ‘NO MORE PENDING FINISH READING!’

Now for the third one….

Hmmmm…

Lemme think….

Ok decided i’ll be celebrating every 27th of the month so that #27 will bring abundance of good luck. The real goal is to shoo the bad evil away that attached to the very date.

Oh and by the way it already marked the first 27 of the year today, as i’m writing this piece on 27th-January-2026.

No. 3~ ‘HULLABALOO 27’

And with this i drew a card from my (cheap copy of) tarot deck…

And two more..

Ok so no bad omens i see here.

Remember i told you last time that we’re gonna receive a snowfall blessing after a long long 2020 time.. well it snowed twice this week. ☃️

As the year started with a rare-long forgotten snowfall and cold-wild winds, i'm assuming (not actually foretelling, ahem ahem) the universe is showing me omens “you’ll have a weird year of both flaky gentleness and a wild call of the wind, synchronized. Henceforth: beware of the catastrophic cat’s poop!”

I’ve never witnessed such wilder winds before. We get dust storms every summer that knocks off the windows even but never this piercing-needles-in-the-skin kinda wind.. Eeesh.

The news said many parts of the earth this year received abundance of snow blessings. Wow God you're so cool.

Anyways the first snow i didn't enjoy becoz of the wild wind and my gloomy mood of course (the main reason in fact) but the second time i decided not to waste the opportunity of such joy. And so i celebrated my first 27th of 2026 like…

THIS!

That was my up-till-now life’s bestest thrilling celebration.

I sometimes wonder those who never had seen snowfall or never touched the snow how do they feel when they see on screens a lot o’ white cotton-candy kinda fluffs falling down from the sky. I mean just seeing something only with their eyes but never felt its soft texture and coolness on the skin.

Like a crunch to someone who has only ever nibbled soft food.

I forgot to collect weird shaped pebbles as a memorable weird-junk (well that's what my homies call them anyway).. coz my dear-deer homies are the mighty lords of worst and loudest ruckus-makers. The cold was too much for them to enjoy it. Huhh.

Their blood was freezing to icicles and i was getting warmer and warmer with everlasting excitement.

Seriously my Mighty Shivering Lords had ruined my trip to the best of their capability. I wanted to stay there for a bit longer and explore more of the winter wonderland, but__

It's not everyday that we get to see snow right? not even every year, don't go on trips every now and then either__ and yet.. we’re all but one family and yet so different from one another.

Another breathtaking sight that i didn't capture, ‘a black dog in white snow’. Me and that dog locked eyes for a moment. That was the first ever dog who didn't react the way every other dog always had: Ruff-arf arf arf arf!. I was just about to take a picture but some stupid bas** threw a snowball at him and he sprang and ran away into the woods. Although i couldn't snap it but in my memory the image is saved in clear black and white, will remain safe for the rest o’ my life.

I don't know much about dogs breeds but he reassembled this one (honestly the one i saw was in fact much more gorgeous)

Ohhh i remember another weird decision that i made for this year__ i’m gonna post a monthly reads shout out, but haven't decided yet whether i should just mention their names or… @__ them.

Woah that'll be a bit too much thrilling for my social anxiety but let's see if the tagging-pressure doesn't give me a heart attack then next week maybe..

No no no, no more goals. I’ve put my keenest thoughts on this (the goals setting matter). If i make many many goals i won't remember any of em by March, let alone achieving them by December. But if it’s only three then maybe i’d have a chance to at least successfully hit one of them by the end of the year. Right?

See you next Weird Wednesday..

Take care.

It reminded me of The Forbidden Black Forest from Beauty and the Beast.